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06 Aug 08 CONFUCIUS SAYS

Confucius Says:

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        Man who run in
        front of car get tired.

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        Man who run behind
        car get exhausted.

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        Man with hand in
        pocket feel cocky all day.

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        Foolish man give
        wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
        organ.

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        Man with one
        chopstick go hungry.

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        Man who scratch ass
        should not bite fingernails.

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        Man who eat many
        prunes get good run for money.

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        Baseball is wrong:
        man with four balls cannot walk.

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        War does not
        determine who is right, war determine who is
        left.

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        Wife who put
        husband in doghouse soon find him in
        cathouse.

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        Man who fight with
        wife all day get no piece at night.

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        It take many nails
        to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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        Man who drive like
        hell, bound to get there.

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        Man who stand on
        toilet is high on pot.

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        Man who live in
        glass house should change clothes in
        basement.

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        Man who fish in
        other man’s well often catch crabs.

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        Man who fart in
        church sit in own pew.

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        Crowded elevator
        smell different to midget.

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        Person who deletes this has no humor!!!

        *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

        Now send it to 1
        or more people.

        Nothing will
        happen but 1 or more people laughing

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