07 Nov 08 Fake Trick or Treater.
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22 Oct 08 Don’t Flirt at the Halloween Party!!
A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
Halloween party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and
there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was
still early, decided go to the party.
As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice ‘chick ‘ he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
‘Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you’re not there.’ Then she asked, ‘Did you dance much?’
He replied, I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other
guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.’
You must have looked really silly wearing that costume
playing poker all night!’ she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, ‘Actually, I gave my costume
to your Brother, apparently he had the time of his life!!!
